Mike (10/30/2014) – This ranks up there with being one of the absolute worst dates I have ever had. Please keep in mind that I have a sense of humor about all of this. You cannot make this stuff up and it is so hard to believe this actually happens.
Mike is running late so I wait outside because it is a beautiful afternoon. A man approaches me and says my name introducing himself as Mike – does not look anything like his pictures.
Apparently, Mike has decided not to bathe today – rancid body odor. Mike does not open the door for me.
I quickly approach the hostess to ask for a table outside, hoping to make it easier to breathe! We sit down.
Mike has decided not to brush his teeth either – saving a bit of green between his teeth for later. Charming!
I am a nice person. I find it difficult to be blatantly rude to people. I order my lunch, shake my head “yes” a lot, and bolt out of there like lightening!
He tried to get my phone number, NO way. I could not be happier to be home, safe with my little puppy.
I start to wonder if men even have a brain. Why would you show up to a date with no personal grooming what-so-ever?
It reminded my of a date a friend of mine had where the man showed up without his lower teeth!