“He was witty and super smart, a member of Mensa,” I told my friend. I was showing her a profile of a guy on Match.com. On paper he was amazing. My friend was ready to leave her husband for this guy!
Then, I showed her his picture. OUCH! He had the weirdest beard I have ever seen. It was as if he was trying for the “ZZ Top” thing, but it just wasn’t even close. Yucky, scraggly, too long, out-dated, and – WHY?
My friend said it would be easy to get him to shave it off. “Just tell him he had to shave it before you would sleep with him,” we both laughed.
I agreed to meet him; his profile was so well-written and intriguing. We met at a local Mexican place with outside dining for lunch.
In my profile I state “No Smokers.” He whips out this ridiculous e-cigarette and proceeds to puff on that thing through the entire meal. Smoking is smoking and I am happy he is trying to stop – I think he is trying to stop, but he is smoking.
He was a nice man. I am not sure he is a member of Mensa. I would think someone that smart would know when they are smoking. And, the beard —