Me: He’s a cheater.
Dumb-Ass: He’s a diamond-in-the-rough.
Me: No, he’s a cheater. He is sleeping with you and has a wife and 2 kids. He’s a piece of shit.
Dumb-Ass: Everyone gets divorced. He will get divorced and then that diamond will come out.
Me: Yes, he will get divorced, he is cheating on his wife and 2 kids.
Dumb-Ass: He will be great once he is divorced and we can be together all the time.
Me: Because someone who has zero respect for his current wife and children will now be perfect?!?!?!?!?!
Me: You’re a dumb-ass and I cannot be around to watch you destroy a family.
Side note – thank you for listening to me vent after this frustrating conversation.